side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about
List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:
- GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
- BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
- THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
- MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
- RELEASE THE RIVER
Ugh yes. A BALROG OF MORGOTH.